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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Galerie David Guiraud : Deep Space & Celestial Objects - The Eye of Photography

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Vingegaard battles to second place in mountain stage Critérium du Dauphiné, Jorgenson fourth - Team Visma

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nationals’ cornerstones come up big in series-opening win against Padres - The Washington Post

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

The nine-armed octopus and the oddities of the cephalopod nervous system - Ars Technica

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

2025 NASCAR Xfinity Series entry list for Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez - NASCAR.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Carlos Alcaraz roars all the way back to win the French Open again - The Washington Post

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Google's Demis Hassabis says AI will create new 'very valuable jobs.' Here's what he'd study as a student right now. - Business Insider

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

No go.

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon

Then came..

No way

Still no good

Do marathon racing shoes like Nike Vaporfly and Alphafly provide an unfair advantage to runners over competitors who do not wear them?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Lexi Wood Exits Bravo’s ‘Summer House’ After 1 Season - Deadline