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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:23

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
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Then came..
No way
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
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